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Old May 9th, 2005, 10:25 PM
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2 brothers from an un-determined country arrive at Immigration. The official tells them that they have to answer a few questions one of which is what line of work they are in.
"Pilot" says Brother number 1.
"Peat cutter" says brother number 2.
"congratulations" the official says to brother number 1 "We are glad to accept you into our country. Then the official turns to brother number 2 "I'm sorry but we can't accept you.
"Why not?" asks brother number 2 "You took my brother"
"Yes" explains the official "but you see we desperately need new pilots, whereas there is no demand for peat cutters"
"But if I don't cut it he can't pilot"
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