*Sighs* It looks like nobody is going to threaten me in the immediate future. Come on, I don't deserve that first place! But if I win against Joachim, even Primitive winning Pairs will not be enough to topple me from my armchair.
On another note, a result I get while Googling Alneyan is available
here . The first result comes straight from Encarta, and gives an old version of the rankings. We will soon be stars if our names are in Encarta! Or perhaps not.