[Growltigger]

Nahh, the world's tastiest bar snack, and something you would never dream of eating at home or without the benefit of a few beers, is the PORK SCRATCHING.

Possibly the most vilest unhealthy and overall nasty edible item in the universe. The sort of thing that even Jabba would avoid for his health.

Still taste good after a few scoops of ale, especially if you go to one of them posh west country pubs where they put a pickled egg in the packet as well.

This upsets your digestive system so much that you probably contravene the geneva convention