[Growltigger]

Actually, the best thing to try and do for a lavatorial experience you will never forget is to do what I did a few weeks back.

Went out at lunchtime for a couple of beers, and had a steak and kidney pudding (in suet) with all the trimmings. Followed that with a couple of beers, and then some chocolate cake, and then more beers, then a curry in the evening with some pickled eggs in a pub, followed by a kebab.

The next morning comprised a three hour marathon and several rolls of loo paper before even an acceptable level of bottomly hygience could be attained.

Is this thread getting a bit gross?