[Zooko]

You know it's a good war when an important battle comes down to a ONE on ONE TOE to TOE battle between a one-eyed Hoburg crossbowman and a Hoburg militia wielding a stick.

Of course, a stray arrow whistling across the battlefield and into my Celestial Master's throat didn't help.

But if it hadn't been for that damned Hoburg militia things would have been different, let me tell you!

By the great nippless breasts of the mother goddess, you killed my one-eyed Hoburg crossbowman! This war will not end until all of your Hoburgs are dead!