[zircher]

You might be a redneck Jedi if...

42. you forsake your Jedi robes for a pair of blue jeans, a baseball cap, and a pod racing t-shirt.
43. force powers means never having to look for the remote control again.
44. you have a mullet that isn't made of tentacles.
45. one of your force powers is spitting tobacco over really long distances.
46. while blasters might be too random, a bow and arrows with a stick of dynamite never fails to find its mark.
47. you find storm trooper helmets make mighty fine spit buckets.
48. your x-wing has bumper stickers.
49. one or more of the parts or your x-wing are held on by duct tape.
50. you refer to the Death Star's primary weapon as the super varmit gun.
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TAZ