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Old June 29th, 2005, 10:14 AM
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Default Re: Yew maht be uh Jehd-eye redneck if...

52 Upon reading Atrocities statement you wonder if your sister counts.

(warning the below are rated PG-13 for mild retardation and extreem redneckism)
52b. Upon reading AT's statement you make a "handle your own lightsaber" joke.

52c. If your a girl you make the 52b joke except in reference to "I wonder if lightsaber's vibrate".

BTW you'd figure the Jedi could learn to uh you know....polish their own lightsabers
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