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53. Instead of meditating, you go to the local Cantina and get dead drunk on Force Beer.
54. If, after doing 53, when you drive home you catch up with a low-flying TIE Fighter.
55. If, after pulling a 54, you scream at the TIE Fighter to "git the hill offa ma prapertee!" and fire a few shots with your shotgun.