[Heretic]

Galactic New Network reports critical situation in imperial health system:

As was known in public for long, the galactic empire stink. Due to the complete missing of any hygienic under Lord Vaders Hood the general health situation in imperial Fleet and Stormtrooper Divisions is dangerously critical. Many an imperial Trooper comments on this: "Why should i myself go washing if Lord Vader doesn´t" But taken into account that Lord Vader is a (please think of SITH and change the h in front of the i) Lord cast a complete different light onto this situation. Vaders often citated "Dark Side" of the force may be found better in the abyssmal depths of his own travel dixie loo. Ministry of Health and epidemic control will take care of the situation soon.
Therefore many a ship travelling the hyperlanes will be stopped and cleaned up exessively. Any disruptions of travel will be to excused!!!!!!

This is Galactic News Network, Good night!



To that Ion Cannon Mount:

I think of the Ion Cannon on Hoth. That is a KDY design from an ex engineer of KDY who defected to the alliance. I thoght it might be interesting in creating a special weapons platform mount for the rebels that will increase the damage and range of a planetary ion cannon system in such a way, that it might be able to cripple a star destroyer in 2 to 4 shots. Or evem better try and create a special tech for the rebels when you research weapon platforms Level III in which you give them a special weapom platform the "KDY Planet Defender Ion Cannon"