[Atrocities]

I tell you what, if you hate Microsoft so much, why don't you, being the visionary that you are, go out with three of your best friends of like mindedness and start your own company. Steal technology from other companies, aquire ideas from companies that you end up working for, and bid on producing software for which you do not own, yet, and then go out and buy the idea from a real programer for a token fee that boils down to less than 1% of the over all profits you get for licensing it to IBM. Then with the capitol you have, begin buying up, or stealing, new technology and methods while claiming to own everything else from Bionary to Basic. In the end, after you have personally become the richest man in the history of the world, get laid for the first time, at 40, build a billion dollar house on your own person island, having bought out everyone else, and go to events around the world asking if anyone can break a million dollar bill. (The one with your face on it.)