[Atrocities]

Ok, some survival tips for college.....
1. NEVER set your beer down
2. If you forget rule one, GET A NEW BEER
3. If you forget rule one and two, LOOK BEFORE YOU DRINK
4. NO means yes, except when it means NO.
5. The really nice guys who seem very very friendly to you, are not the kind of guys who prefer women.
6. Some women you should stay away from. You'll know them after they start sending you body parts of your current girl friend.
7. When going bar hopping, look for the ugly girl in the crowed, when she starts looking good.... STOP DRINKING
8. If you for happen to ignor the wisdom of # 7, and wake up in the morning and realize what who you spent the night with, don't scream.... just GET THE HELL OUT of their... quietly as to not wake the beasty women or dude mentioned in # 5.
9. If # 8 occures...... DENY EVERYTHING!
10. Cars, booze, and behemoth women do not mix well. Avoid cobining them.

Good luck and enjoy.