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Old September 8th, 2005, 04:49 PM
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Default Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

the bar rat measures out some tonic into the puke-in-a-glass, and closes a tumbler down over the top. he attempts to give it a vigerous shake, but the viscosity of puke is such that he remains solidly in the glass.

puke blinks, irritatedly.

when the bar rat removes the tumbler and puts the glass down on the counter, puke reaches up out of it and seizes the creature by the neck. maintaining a solid grip, puke slams the poor bugger into the ground, and then swings him over his head to slam into the ground on the other side. still seated in his glass, puke hurls the would-be drink-mixer over the bar and into Stratigan, whom is knocked onto the ground by the airborne bar rat.

Expanding rapidly to a more comfortable size, puke shatters the glass he was in, spraying shrapnel about the room. Shuffling accross the room, puke flags down a FBW to bring a plate of tribble wings.
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