'"What was that?" Jerry asked, peering over the edge.
"I think it was a ninja dwarf," Wiz said wonderingly.
Danny frowned. "That sounds like a character from a D&D game." He thought for a second. "A
bad D&D game."'
Rick Cook, The Wizardry Cursed. I've quoted him before in these threads, and never used up everything.

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