Strategia: Spreading cheer and love to one and all.
I may have been a flukey bugger, but Win ME was a sparkly OS for me with no real problems (beyond the usual hilarious bugs Bill puts in for giggles.)
Holland is too flat and needs to be taught how to pour a proper pint. Decent cheese and tea wouldn't go amiss either. But still it isn't Belgium, or France for that matter

, and it has it's good points.