Re: There can be only one topic! Meh.
puke erects a large umbrella over the cantina, shielding it from potential rain. and drop pods.
the umbrella isnt impervious, but it is very springy. all manner of things simply bounce harmlessly off of it.
to demonstrate, puke orders some death-hampster-uberkommandos. they come raceing towards the cantina in their drop pods, and bounce harmlessly off the umbrella to land in the parking lot.
shortly later, there is a polite knock at the door as the death-hampster-uberkommandos use the proper enterence, and begin to order cups (they cant hold a full sized pint) of spaten. soon, there is a merily singing bunch of small furry genocidal crack troops enjoying themselves at the bar.
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...the green, sticky spawn of the stars
(with apologies to H.P.L.)
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