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El_Phil said:
Being caught in an act of Bestiality in Denmark. Strangely it isn't illegal there, so there's no legal problem, but when your friends and family find out...
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Do I even want to know how you know this? please tell me it's not how it looks "SAY IT AIN'T SO JOE!" Ah Denmark where men are men and sheep, goats and small dogs are scared. lol
Anyway Agent Zero......just reading that little intro gave me the chills so I dont think this is a story I'd want to read (Though I did fall in love with a girl who KNEW I existed and liked me just not in that way and I never told her so this kind of story is a little too close to bad memories.......aww thanks a lot I hate you now
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Seriously though the first part of that last paragraph right up until the I hate you is the truth but I do have some advice:
1. Way to destroy reputation is to digitally edit a sex tape (Hey it happened to Jenifer Lopez people were like OOOOH SHE'S GOT PORN until someone finally said "Uh her head was digitially placed there idiots) but it took a while and if you keep it blurry or night vision that would humiliate most women and destroy their reputations with most men.
2. Have her animals killed as stated above except make it look like SHE did it thus destroying her reputation with family and friends and just about any other decent human being
3. Have her name added to a list of sex offenders (I heard about this poor guy who pissed off his ex girlfriend who happened to work at the state police and she added his name to a sex offender's list until they found the *ahem error*.