Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
actually, yes. yes you are.
What you didnt realize, was that he bought a round for the entire house. That includes all the named patrons in here, and all the un-named patrons that we frequently use as props and blow up. It includes the entire tribe of loo-pygmies, a private army of undead dill pickels, some geescats, magically animated dustbunnies, and god-knows-what-else. Try not to think about what the tigga-lilies are drinking.
all told, there are several thousand sapient or semi-sapient creatures raising a glass of their poison-of-choice to Mac's good health. all on your dime.
So cheers. Heres a cold one on me, just for you. Try not to cry into it, as you dont want to get your beer all salty and watered down.
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