[kalthalior]

"If I hear any more threats against the Captain's life, or any more rumors about going down to headquarters and assassinating the General, or raping the nurses at the field hospital, I'm going to strangle the guy with my bare hands! Got it?" Telly Savalas in Kelly’s Heroes

"In case that happens it means he's the fellow who killed me and I don't like the fellow who kills me, not in general."
"He's not the first psycho to hire us nor the last. You think that's a commentary on us?"
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where"
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket"
"See, this is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety. Breaks the heart."
"What the hell's going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"
" You know, they tell ya to never hit a man with a closed fist but it is, on occasion, hilarious."
" You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery."
"One of you is gonna fall and die and I'm not cleaning it up"
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with. Long as she does it quiet like."
"One of those will feed a family for a month. Longer if they don't like their kids too well."
-- All Malcolm Reynolds in Firely/Serenity