[Kamog]

That's a good idea.. I'm planning to steal an escalator from the local shopping center. Don't tell anyone! I'm not a Kryptonian so the kryptonite should be harmless to me. Now, I just need to convince all my friends to break into the mall with me tomorrow night and help me carry the escalator out of the building and take it home. It's way too big for me to move it by myself. I'm going to replace my stairs at home with the escalator and be the only one in the neighborhood to have a perpetual motion machine! I hope we don't get caught on the way home while we're lugging the escalator down the street.