[dogscoff]

We should have a forum-wide short story competition. Everyone writes a story called (and about) "Psychic Moon Chick". Word limit- let's say, 5000 words.

On the submission date, entrants posts their story to a special thread. Everyone gets a few days to read them all, then we set up a poll thread and everyone votes for the winner.

The first prize is... ummm... psychic powers.
Second prize can be 7.3×10^22 kg of rock in orbit above your home planet.
Which means third prize is a chick. Probably a chicken, but possibly a duckling.