[Puke]

As SiU asks his ill fated question, a trap door in the floor opens next to him. a wave of onions arcs up from the hole that the monster-onion left, and batters SiU as it flys through the room and rains back down into the new trapdoor.

To observers, it looks as if SiU has been caught in a solar-flare of onions.

Wood splinters as another Ashton is fired through a nearby wall, and slams into SiU. The pair of them tumble into the trapdoor, thus avoiding the problems of having a third Ashton in the room.

Before the door snaps shut behind them, SiU is heard to say "seeeeriously guuuuys whyyyy caaaaant iiiii saaaaay....." and his voice trails off into the distance.

Puke throws a rug over the other hole in the floor, and sets a large table on top of it.

"okay guys, enough of this sillyness now. someone hang pictures over those ashton-holes, or something. this place is getting drafty."