
November 16th, 2005, 03:10 AM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
This is either the 13th post or the 11th post. Hmm...(Bad math joke)
This one's from my sister:
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> Subject: Should You Be Institutionalised?
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> >>> Should You Be Institutionalised?
> >>> It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and
> >>> this should help get you started.
> >>> During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what
> >>> the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
> >>> institutionalised.
> >>> "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
> >>> teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
> >>> empty the bathtub."
> >>>Now pause and think about what you would do?
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
> >>> bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
> >>> "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
> >>> want a room with or without a view?"
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