Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
RD quickly strikes through the "tender" part of his job Title "Bartender." Graciously he accepts the jewels and hangs a sign entitled "Free Drinks."
"The Emperor is Dead! Long Live the Emperor....Wait, do we have a new one? What sort of coup is this? It's tradition that when one otherthrows a corrupt head of state we must replace it with one as equally bad!"
Ponders...
"The Line of Succession shows Null Ashton to be the next Emperor!" RD holds up a somewhat hastily drawn diagram on a beermat to support this.
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