Re: Not Quite THAT Poor!!
The Imperial Panda Guard, Chichi and An An, take time off from failing to breed and amble over.
Strat is picked up by his legs, dragged to the stockade and strapped into a chair with his eyelids stappled open.
He is then subjected to the latest and most ingenious torture fresh from China. 144 hours of the collected speeches of Chairman Mao, with the thoughts and commentary of Britney Spears!
A soul rending scream echos throughout the bar before the sound proof door slams shut. The Emperor Panda speaks:
"And that's what happen's to traitors and rebels."
The Emperor has spoken, hear his words!
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