[Zooko]

I sent 11 of my 12 Harabs and 1 of my 2 Harab Seraphs to conquer an independent province. One of them was killed by crossbows in the first moment, and all fled and died in enemy territory.

I therefore humbly request that some noble Wyrms send me gold or gems or else post nice encouraging poems on the Proclamations page. Iambic pentameter, please.