A few which disenchanted MOO fans might understand:
Dominions III: Absolutely NO Harvesters Included
Dominions III: My God, They Left the Races Intact!
Dominions III: The TRUE Power of the Ancients
And a few other assorted titles:
Dominions III: My God, It's Full of... Gods???
Dominions III: More Warring Religions than Civ4!
Dominions III: Satan's Game (Your children, like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to the OCCULT, and a game like Dominions III will only draw them into the depths of EL DIABLO. Come as we observe an actual gaming session... "Gulstaff casts Magic Missile. Gulstaff casts Magic Missile. Gulstaff casts Magic Missile. The forces of Darkness are routed!" There you have it, the inner sanctum of DOMINIONS III! But it isn't your fault your children are playing Dominions III... it's their art teacher's fault, for showing them pictures of naked ladies and calling them "impressionistic", when the only thing impressionistic is those poor little kids' minds......"
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