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News Flash!!!!! <Beep-bah-Beep-Beep! Beep-Beep-bah-Beep-Beep!>
This story just in from the sacred homeland of the Ulm United Front Defense Army (U.U.F.D.A.) (aka the Southeast Vampire Rebels), who are fighting bravely to regain their lands from the stinky Ermorean undead smear following an unprovoked invasion by said smear.
U.U.F.D.A. has retaken another sacred castle from the Evil Emorians lead by the Dastardly Boron.
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[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Envy.gif[/img] BOOOOOOO Ermor! BOOOOOOO Boron!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!! [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Envy.gif[/img]
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Lord Pasha and the Southeast Vampire Rebels wish to thank their benefactor (who will remain unnamed) who has been funneling cash and resources to the Freedom Fighters! Thank you! Thank you!
The bad news is that the Dastardly Boron and his smear has raped and ruined every province he rudely swiped from the Noble Ulmish Lords. It will take months and months to fully recover and quell all the unrest!
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[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Envy.gif[/img] BOOOOOOO Ermor! BOOOOOOO Boron!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!! [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Envy.gif[/img]
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<Beep-bah-Beep-Beep! Beep-Beep-bah-Beep-Beep!>
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