[narf poit chez BOOM]

Some goodies from the Baen humor forum again:

Subject: TOMBSTONE
Author: Raymond Garrett
Date: 04 Feb 2006 06:03 PM
Originally Posted: 04 Feb 2006 07:18 PM
Three tipsy Irishmen were in a cemetery, searching for the oldest person buried there. One of the men, Shamus, yells out, "Here's a fella that died when he was 145 years old!" "What was his name?" asks Paddy. Shamus lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."

Subject: BEST THING
Author: Raymond Garrett
Date: 04 Feb 2006 06:02 PM
Originally Posted: 04 Feb 2006 07:16 PM
A reporter is interviewing a 104-year-old woman. The reporter asks, "What do you think is the best thing about being 104?" The woman replies, "No peer pressure."

Subject: CAT AND MOUSE
Author: Raymond Garrett
Date: 04 Feb 2006 05:57 PM
Originally Posted: 04 Feb 2006 07:12 PM
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, "Bark!" and the cat runs away. "See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"

Subject: LONG-HAUL DRIVER
Author: Raymond Garrett
Date: 04 Feb 2006 08:54 AM
Originally Posted: 04 Feb 2006 10:09 AM
Two men are chatting at a roadside diner, and one discovers that the other is a long-haul truck driver. The man says to the truck driver, "I'd love to drive a big rig, but I'd worry about falling asleep at the wheel." "I have a trick to stay awake," says the truck driver. "I just put a $100 bill in my left hand and hold it out the window."

I saw this one on the Baen forums and decided to share it. (You can thank me later...after I've had a running start.)

Subject: Snicker, snort
Author: dave gerecke
Date: 05 Feb 2006 05:07 AM
Originally Posted: 05 Feb 2006 06:22 AM

A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I'm telling you so early because it's so important. I urge each of you to mark that date on your calendars with the letters BU. It's very important that you include the letter B with the letter U; you may miss the importance of the event without it.

So go now, and mark your calendars. Keep repeating to yourselves as you walk to the calendar, so you don't forget: May the 4th, B with U; May the 4th, B with U...