[dogscoff]

I used to have an animated avatar, back in 1923. 'Course, we had to call them "faces" back then on account of computers not having been invented yet. Anyway, this was about the time I was elected president of the African National Congress - or was it the Lower Throop Pigeon Fanciers' Association? I don't rightly recall - it was about the time I was dating Nobel Prize winner Chief Albert Luthuli's sister, so it must have been the pigeon fanciers. She did love her pigeons, that girl. One time she and I were out fishing for pigeons - that was what we called it back then, on account of fish not having been invented yet. This was back in the 1870's you understand, just after World War II - not the World War II you're thinking of though, but the other one, the one with all the grapefruit - or was the the Third World War II? Anyway, rationing was still in effect, except for grapefruit of course, but on account of grapefruit not having been invented yet, everyone was mighty hungry. That was where I acquired the taste for human flesh, but of course in those days- this was back in the sixteenth century, you see- in those days no-one really minded on account of all the monkeys. They'd be running around in the trees with all the particle accellerators - particle accellerators being what we called chimpanzees back in the fourteen hundreds, caused a hell of a hooha later on in the ice age when they invented those other particle...

*BLAM!* *THUNK!*