[Thermodyne]

Hypothetically speaking, you should not pay them a shilling. Then, hypothetically, you could then tell their solicitors to bugger off and pack chips where the sun don’t shine. Then, hypothetically, they would send some ex IRA leg breakers to have nip with you and discuss the outstanding balance. You would, hypothetically speaking of course, object to this treatment and introduce them to the sensation of bullets in their butts. This would hypothetically cause the coppers to show up with the military types in tow. You know the types, ex SAS and such. And even though you had a hypothetical change of heart and wanted to promptly settle the hypothetical outstanding account. They would tell the world that you were a terrorist, and shoot your knickers off. Then, hypothetically, you could spend the next 20+ playing SE from the SuperMax lockdown or in a plea deal join the SAS and go to Afghanistan. In which case they would garnish your pay to settle the hypothetical outstanding balance.