[Alneyan]

In the latest KOTH update, the fiery Asmala knocked out his courageous opponent, thereby putting him again on the second spot of the all-time KOTH rankings with 17 wins. The second spot was formerly held by Geoschmo, who had got his 17th win a few days ago, and snuck right under Asmala's nose.

As Asmala raced past Geoschmo, he smirked and said "So there", and sticked his tongue out at his unfortunate opponent. Geoschmo was found doing odd stuff soon afterwards, including some command-line editing and things of the like. When questioned, he replied he was busy with "PBW admin stuff"; our chief investigator reports seeing the words "Wanna delete the account of this (l)user?" before being sent to the nearest hospital by a bunch of heavy-handed Spanish Inquisition men at arms.

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