sitting at my corner table beside my fake window with the fake rain drizzling down I notice the tall burly barbairin walk into the bar. I was mildly amused by the torrent of ongions, but ongions make me Fart! I let a few dozen silent (but stinky) gas leaks escape my buttocks..
LoL, welcome back Primitive, I'm still lurking, your post caused me to de-lurk.
Cheers!
..now back to the land of lurk..