[ZeroAdunn]

Just a note on the darwin awards:

For those of you who take what they say as gospel, they aare actually natoriously inaccurate and filled with exagerations, there is actually an organization of professors (don't have the link to their newsgroup of hand) who make it a hobby of debunking the Darwin Awards and other such common myths.

And as for paintball:

I freaking hate it. And why? One night while walking to a party just up the road from my apartment, I was shot three times in the back by some punk in a car with a paintball gun. Yah, it stung, but more importantly it freaked the [censored] out of me. Imagine this: A dark night, you are walking along the street, suddenly, *Pop* *pop* *pop*. You back stings, you move your hand around and feel your shirt, it's wet, you pull it to your eyes and in the dim streetlight you are horified to see something red. As the pain subsides and you reach your hand back around to find strange bits of plastic, you realize it was only a paintball gun your worry subsides. And then you realize, you are the only one hit, and your favorite shirt is ruined. Pissed off, and what is worse, it was a busy night so you didn't see who shot you.

Yah, I hate paintball and all the godforsaken [censored] that comes with it.