Yeah, no problem with a pause with me either. It wouldn't be a lot of work for a sub either seeing the state of your nation, but it's more satisfying to murderkillrape you yourself.
Doucheturd as a word is over half a year old at the very least:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=doucheturd
The avant-garde in cussing, that's where it's at!