This turn Machaka and the revellers of Pan will have at it.
(In the carnal sense of course!)
So as it is a foregone conclusion, all are welcome to the eastern provinces of Machaka, I of course will be taking the western and central portions
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To conclude with a little traditional trash talk, ahem " Fortu I feel like a little BBQ'd scorpion legs, and you are on the menu!"
Hmmmm, lacks emotional punch. " FORTU YOUR GOIN DOWN YA BUM!"
Thats better.
Pike