[Growltiger]

Well, the old joke over here about Texans is that they are living proof that Native Americans had amourous relationships with buffalo and skunk!!

This is great. I have been back 3 minutes and already people are diving for cover and a hybrid Texan California (would that be a Texifornian?) is starting to square up.

Anyone seen where I put that Byzantine horde of armoured killer mongooses?

PS nobody seems to have mentioned the fluffy bunny waitresses for a long time? Have they quit or did Mac show them his interesting collection of slides of run down factories in Cleveland

PPS noted also that no North American has taken issue with my remarks about the quality of US beer. Nice to see that the level of decorum and civility on this thread is such that people dont take umbrage at the TRUTH