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Growltiger said:
Well, the old joke over here about Texans is that they are living proof that Native Americans had amourous relationships with buffalo and skunk!!
This is great. I have been back 3 minutes and already people are diving for cover and a hybrid Texan California (would that be a Texifornian?) is starting to square up.
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Why you inbred, blue-blooded, pasty-faced, bucked-tooth, big-eared, hang-dog faced varmint !!!
Ooops....
Wait a minute...that's the Queen. Or maybe it's that Charlie fella, or one them royal pains in the &@##...
Any how, yessiree - a Texan is part buffalo, part polecat, part cougar, part tornado, part cactus, part horny toad ( heavy on the HORNY part
), and all fire and brimstone. Mess with the thunder of Texas and you'll call down the BOOM !!!!
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sounds impressive, don't it? 
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