(the following is an excerpt taken from a British underground clandestine newspaper)
... it has been found that the beer types here in England are actually not alchol at all but contain sassperella, discolored to look like beer or ale. It has been also noted that when those who partake of this conconction try the US or Canadian made booze, they grab their unmentionables and run to the nearest inner sanctum since their metabolizm is unable to dissolve the stronger median.... It goes on to say, that if you ever tasted or tryed sassperella then you know what British beer and ale taste like
signed.... The Tipsy Revolutionaries of England
well now, could this be true... is this the real facts of what is going on across the atlantic???? hmmm, this calls for a UN investigation and possible sanctions against those who try to impart this upon an unsuspecting public.....