Golems are size 5, grasshopper! Which is why they would be excellent anti-tramplers if they were properly equipped since the damage in trample is based on the size difference, and the golem can cast body ethereal and luck innately. Too bad for Pasha, Elephantman is the biggest, baddest, mofo of a trampler ever, and yes, you've heard of him. Although you really should have scouts all over so you could bear testimony to my glorious exploits firsthand
