Re: OT: If You Had Three Days To Live...
I'd call the one girl I ever loved and tell her what happened and see if I can meet her (we never dated or even kissed or anything but I'd like to at least kiss her before i die because I've wanted to kiss her since we first started off as friends.)
I would tell my family goodbye
I would drive a car (I am not legally allowed to drive with my eyes the way they are right now)
I would walk right up to my one assistant manager and slap him upside the head.
I would walk over to a jackass at my workplace who THINKS he's a supervisor and kick him square in his balls (which according to a female co-worker he was spreading rumors about would be a hard target to find).
I would probobly pray a lot.
Then I don't know.
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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