[Growltigger]

No worries Timstone, now remember that the fork goes to the left of your plate, the knife to the right, dont put your napkin in your collar or in your troUsers, dont especially pull your trouser pockets inside out, unzip your flies and pull your "bratwurst" out and tell your girlfriend this is your elephant impression.

Do use cutlery, dont guzzle your wine, dont fart at the table, and dont say to your girlfriend "hey, I said to Eric Clapton that if he likes my "Wonderful Tonight" song then go ahead and use it, just dont mention me on the record" chat up line