Machaka\'s Tyranny
We have learned through certain channels that the Machaka regime has adopted a highly offensive policy toward Arts and Culture. It is so offensive that it qualifies as a serious threat to our national sovereignty. Indeed, we have been forced to protect ourselves with an immediate preemptive action of defensive aggression.
Lord Thhhhhhhh-Thhhhhhhhh
C'Tis Secretary of Defense
High Breeder of the Royal Poodle Snack Dogs
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