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				 Re: Machaka\'s Tyranny 
 LIES!  ALL LIES!  WE ARE A PEACEFUL ****QUIET**** NATION!  SPIDERS MAKE WONDERFUL ARTISTS AND MUSICIANS!
 We also highly resent that the C'tisian preemptive action of defensive aggression anteceded our pre-reactive offensive counter-strike.
 
 When we catch the C'tisian spy who ERASED A VITAL MAP CONNECTION FROM OUR MAPS, PRECIPITATING AN INVASION FROM AN UNEXPECTED DIRECTION, we will slowly torture them to death.  Probably with spiderwebs or something.
 
 Machaka has spoken!
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