[djo]

The war in Machaka goes well. We have pushed the invaders to the brink of defeat, and their carcasses litter the roadways, sending up nearly as much stink as when they were alive. I myself killed three C'tissians this morning, before breakfast. I believe that was most of their armed forces. There are not, nor have there ever been, any sauromancers on Machakan territory. That is a vicious lie spread by the lizard-controlled media.

Machaka is, and remains, a strong, peaceful, and well-respected nation.

the Minister of Information, Machaka