[Morkilus]

I was walking home in the rain when I saw a soggy FedEx envelope sitting in the gutter. After making my way upstairs, accidentally letting the landlord's dog escape, I opened it, revealing a nicely spiral-bound manual about twice the thickness I expected. Thanks for the shrink-wrap job! I promptly began a game on the tutorial map and got trounced by Ermor (non-death theme version, no less!)

It sucks being at work right now.