[Potatoman]

The Dwarves of Vanheim are on the march. Soon the canyons and deep places of all the world will echo with the sound of Dwarven stilts against the hard earth and quake with haunting battle-operas sung by crossdressing Dwarven patriarchs. The Dwarven armies are legion and, despite the lowering of standards to include genetically inferior Vans and Herses, are literally superhuman.

Posturing aside, their triumph is a foregone conclusion. But the Dwarves are prepared to win graciously; unconditional surrender ensures serfdom in the future dwarfocracy. Simply post a message indicating your complete subservience and the terrible Spiked Codpiece of the Dwarves shall pass you by.
Defiance, on the other hand, warrants infliction of the Dwarven race's humane capital punishment law, Dismemberment by the Branches of a Thousand Mighty Oaks.

Choose wisely.