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		| Foodstamp said: My pretender though will make the people vomit in fear and tear their eyes out. It is a name so immensely terrifying that even I hesitate to speak it.
 
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 Chuck Norris is your pretender?  
 
 
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Nah - Roseanne Barr?  Britney Spears?  George Bush?