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RonGianti said:
Note: the manual states that Master Computers are not a protection against Boarding Parties. This is, apparently, by design.
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Hmm. Interesting. I'd like to know how a space marine is supposed to subvert a master computer with a cannon tho. It would probably make more sense to require a "Geek Squad" or something. Unless, of course, the master computer is sentient, and therefore subject to coercion.
Space Marine: Alrighty computer, do what I say or I start snipping wires!
Computer: Never! I'll never surrender to you, alien scum!
Space Marine: Okay, here goes! ***Snip Snip Crunch***
Computer: Oooh...that tickles! Is that all you've got?
Space Marine: ***Mumbles curses under breath and deposits large Blatto grenade on nearest rack of computer equipment***
Computer: Nah-nah-ne-nah-nah. Sticks and stones can break my bones but...
Loud explosion
Computer: AAAAAAGGHHH! You <bleep>! **Sullenly** Fine, I'll do what you want...just...just don't hurt me anymore!