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Default OT: How to kill Superman

Step 1) Find a piece of kryptonite. If you are a super-powered individual or exessively rich, this should not be hard. The DC universe is full of them.

Step 2) Place the piece of kryptonite some place where Superman will be likely to move past it in close proximity.

Step 3) Place an invisible wall shortly after the piece of kryptonite. Again, this should not be difficult for the super-powered or exessively rich, which the DC universe abounds in.

Step 3.5) You might want to place another piece of kryptonite on the other side of the wall.

Step 4) Wait untill he is actually dead for the accompanying celebration.
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