[Potatoman]

The loss of a handful of Van slaves does not trouble the righteous slumber of Kong, OverDwarf of Vanhaim. He considers you fortunate that the "How to counter Vanheim with Arco in EA" thread appeared on these message boards at such an inauspicious time, and will howl with mirth as your bloodied and ill-equipped empire crumbles against the savage hordes of Mictlan.

But far more significant is the discovery of an amazing power, bound to Kong through his magics, that lay buried beneath the lands of Vanheim until this day. The secrets of this power are for the ears of Kong and his loyal ActionDwarves alone, but enemies are warned to keep their distance or suffer Kong's full wrath.